By Patroclos
EVERY so often we are treated to yet another case of human rights gone mad. We are, after all, the land of human rights in which we invent rights all the time.
Recently, we heard that free bus transport for school kids was a human right, although not recognised by our fascistic government, while we were the first country in the world to recognise the human right of the children and grandchildren of refugees to be treated as refugees by the state.
Human rights are not always universal, often customised for specific groups. For instance it is the right of high-ranking officials and deputies not to pay income tax on all the income they receive from the state. It is the human right of public employees to pay less for more when it comes to state pensions – they contribute much less than everyone else and receive much higher pensions.
One right that has not been officially recognised but is practised all the time is the right to violate other people’s rights. There was a landmark court case, not so long ago, which protected the right of people to park on pavements with impunity.
Drivers who parked their car on the pavement and denied having done so when fined, took Strovolos municipality – which decided to photograph the illegally parked cars as proof of the offence – to court, claiming their right to privacy had been violated by their car being photographed and they won.
Even the courts protect the right to break the law sometimes.
SORRY about the long-winded rant of an introduction. It is not like the absurd item I planned to write about deserved it, but I got carried away because the culture of excessive rights and zero responsibility that Kyproulla passionately embraces is a pet hate of mine.
Last week there was a big fuss because the Medical School of the University of Cyprus allegedly violated the rights of the disabled in its admissions policy. It barred admission to people with severe disabilities who could put a patient’s life at risk in the performing of a doctor’s tasks. These included people with severe visual or hearing impairment, with inadequate mobility such as paraplegics or with psychological problems.
These admissions criteria are standard in all medical schools in the world, for obvious reasons, but in the regional centre of human rights they were lambasted as blatantly discriminatory. The worthy campaign for the right of blind people to perform surgery was led by Limassol’s best-known bigot and DISY deputy Andreas Themistocleous.
Themistocleous issued a statement lambasting the university, but his most colourful outburst was placed on his Facebook page in which, exhibiting symptoms of mental disability, he said,
“Neither Hitler, neither Stalin, neither the Junta, neither Pinochet, neither Kim Il-Song, neither Kim Jong-Il, nor Pol-Pot could have reached in racism, fascism and totalitarianism, the leadership of the University of Cyprus and its rector.”
THEMISTOCLEOUS is a bit of a nut-case, as his rant about our friend the rector illustrates. And he has not always been the defender of the rights of minority groups. He is the bigot, who likened homosexuality to bestiality, not very long ago, but now he has christened himself a human rights crusader.
The question he needs to answer is the following: “Would he agree to a surgeon, suffering from severe visual impairment, removing his tonsils or carrying out an operation on his prostate?” Perhaps the gay-basher’s next campaign should be for the right of the visually impaired to be given a driving licence or for football clubs to stop the discriminatory practice of not employing one-legged footballers.
Themistocleous’ tirade sparked a reaction from the Cyprus Paraplegics Association (people in wheelchairs are also ruled out by the university), which labelled the university’s decision “a shameless disgrace” and demanded an apology from Rector Pol-Pot. Paraplegics should have the right to attend the medical school even if they did not intend to practise the profession said the association.
WORK to set up the Medical School is already encountering problems. The premises in which the clinical part of school would be housed – the nurses’ quarters at the Nicosia General Hospital – has a tenant who refuses to move out.
While the nurses have all been moved out, the person who has the cafeteria/restaurant concession refuses to do so, thus preventing any of the necessary building work from starting. He has a good deal and has been using the kitchen for his expanding catering business which is not restricted to the hospital.
The businessman got a very good deal from the former health minister and presidential candidate Stavros Malas, who gave him the concession for €3 per day. He must have been an Akelite to get such a dirt cheap deal and the University will have to pay a hell of a lot of money to get him out now.
SPEAKING of presidential candidates, Yiorkos Lillikas human right to moral superiority was grossly violated by Politis on Friday when the paper published that his election office had moved €350,000 out of Cyprus on March 15, one day before the Eurogroup meeting that decided the haircut of all deposits.
The Paphite denied that he had transferred any money out of Kyproulla, but the paper insisted that his name and ID number was next to the amount in the lists given by the Central Bank to the House Institutions Committee.
What makes this story so entertaining is that the holier than thou Paphite had been waging a passionate public campaign for the publication of the names of all Cypriots who had moved their money out of Kyproulla before the Eurogroup meeting, as if they had done something illegal. Asked for a comment by Politis, Yiorkos said:
“I did not take a cent abroad. I should have been dumb, to call for the publication of the list of deposit transfers abroad while my name was included on that list.” Yiorkos might be a pontificating Paphite populist but he is not dumb.
YIORKOS’ hypocrisy, at least with regard to the money transfers, is not yet proven, but that of the ETYK boss Loizos Hadjicostis is not in any doubt. He demonstrated it this week, when he was subjected to the humiliation on not getting his own way in his dispute with the Central Co-operative Bank.
The banking bully did not want the 300 members of ETYK working for the CCB to take the same pay-cuts as the rest of the 2,700 employees of co-ops and threatened to call a strike if management did not give in. Management inflicted the first defeat on Hadjicostis telling its ETYK members that they would have to sign personal contracts agreeing to the cuts or face redundancy.
Before the cheerleader of Vgenopoulos had finished making his strike threats, the finance minister issued a decree imposing the cuts on all co-op workers. ETYK has called a one hour work stoppage on Tuesday in protest against the decree which was “unacceptable, undemocratic, unethical, unfair etc.” In a statement the decree was described as “dictatorial”, which was a bit rich coming from the most fascistic of the union bosses.
Hadjicostis had staged a strike at a bank that lasted for weeks because he objected to two management appointments and blocked all credit card transactions for more than a week, during a Christmas period, over some trivial reason. When he was on top, unacceptable, undemocratic, unethical, unfair and dictatorial behaviour was perfectly acceptable.
Now that he is in a weaker position he wants to resolve the dispute “through a healthy and constructive dialogue,” that he never allowed in the past.
CYTA’s new board went into a collective sulk and gave up its membership of the Employer’s and Industrialists’ Federation OEV, after the latter’s general manager spoke out against the obscene redundancy compensation the Authority was offering its staff.
OEV chief Michalis Pilikos said that it was provocative of Cyta to offer such big compensation packages at a time such economic hardship for the majority of the population. He was right so why did the Cyta board get the hump. Cyta should not be a member of OEV because it is a worker’s co-operative run by the workers, for the benefit of the workers.
But Pilikos made a complete fool of himself subsequently arranging a meeting with the Cyta board to beg it to change its decision. How pathetic is that? Could it be because Cyta pays a big membership fee to OEV every year?
FOOTBALL clubs have not taken a stand against the privatisation of Cyta, but they should. When the SGO is sold off, clubs will lose one of their main sources of funding. Last month alone, the Authority signed cheques for football clubs totalling €350,000. And because it is state-owned it gives money to all the clubs. Once it is privatised this generosity will stop and some clubs will not even have money to buy kits.
THE GOVERNMENT’S decision to give permanent jobs to 470 teachers that were working on contracts and half of whom were not even needed by state schools was a reality check for all of us idiots who thought that state bankruptcy would stop the squandering of the taxpayer’s money. How naive we were.
This brings the total number of new appointments to the public sector to 800, as 300-plus graduates of the officer training school were earlier appointed in the National Guard. How many would have been appointed if there was not a government freeze on public appointments?
The worst thing was that not a single party said anything critical against the government’s disgraceful decision. Even Ethnarch Junior, also known as the Prince nowadays, approved of the move. Now he is DIKO leader with big presidential ambitions, he feels obliged to butter up the unions. If Tof had taken this decision the Prince would have raised hell, but now, bloating the public sector with more parasites is a sensible decision.
All our politicians are Akelites, deep down, from the Prez to the Prince.
Another long-haired, happy bunny made a public appearance last week. The new chairman of the EAC, Giorgos Pipis was all laughs and smiles when he met hacks last Wednesday, adding substance to the theory we advance last week that appointments to high profile positions is the key to eternal happiness, for long-haired nobodies yearning public attention.
Like his fellow happy bunny, the chairman of the Bank of Cyprus, Pipis was in a state of total bliss last Wednesday as he took centre stage at the EAC headquarters. He is a bit scruffy and unkempt (no tie) and does not take as much care of his long locks as his more narcissistic BoC counterpart – if Hassapis is the ageing rock star, he is the younger sound engineer – but he is also is suffering from compulsive euphoria.
Pipis was appointed by his koumbaros, Ethnarch Junior, a strident opponent of rusfeti, who figured that as a dentist he was ideally-suited to run a huge, financially-troubled organisation. Pipis has been laughing because he liked the joke.