By Patroclos
IT WAS a fantastic week for our freedom-fighter politicians as they were handed one excuse after the other to show off their death-defying bravery, moral superiority, principled negativity and total lack of originality. It goes without saying that our hacks, who could be even braver than politicians, also indulged their lust for moralising.
The first opportunity was offered by the UN Secretary General Ban Ki-moon, who showed total ignorance about the Cyprob and the CyRepublic in comments he made on Saturday. The uninformed South Korean blamed the interruption in the talks on the “change of government in the Greek Cypriot community of Cyprus”, inviting a verbal onslaught by our freedom-fighters.
This ‘slip’ was a ‘thunderbolt from the blue’, a ‘distortion of the truth’, a ‘blow to our state standing’ a ‘downgrading of the state to a community’, and, according to Ethnarch Junior, who could not hide his ‘bitterness and disappointment’, indicative that the ‘stage was being set up for pressure for concessions to be applied on the Greek Cypriots’.
The Eurococks and EDEK said that Big Bad Al was behind Ban’s comments while our foreign minister, Ioannis Kasoulides, feeling obliged to join the party, wondered how long a UNSG had to be in his post to know all the UN’s member states. Kas said that he had given instructions for an official protest to be submitted to the Sec-Gen’s office, urging Ban to learn by heart all the UN member states.
I was very disappointed that not one of our brave politicians had called for the immediate removal of the Turkophile Ban from his post, after uttering these lies.
BY MONDAY the politicos had another provocation to get their bravery juices flowing. The Turkish navy had expelled a Norwegian ship carrying out hydrocarbon research in our EEZ and although the government had denied it, the Turkish general staff had, very helpfully, confirmed the bullying.
The ‘strong reaction of the parties was provoked by the new Turkish provocation’ reported Phil, adding that there were calls on the government to take actions that would have a real cost to Turkey’s EU accession course. Junior’s DIKO felt that the provocations were a ‘blow to the effort for the resumption of talks’ which DIKO is really keen on.
The provocations showed that the stage was being set for pressure to be applied on our side and for an unacceptable solution to be imposed, said DIKO, which contradicted itself a bit. If Turkey’s provocations prevented the resumption of talks that would lead to the imposition of an unacceptable settlement, surely DIKO should have praised them.
Meanwhile the socialist windbag Yiannakis Omirou labelled the provocation an ‘act of piracy’ and called for decisive action. We should avoid appeasement because this encourages Turkish aggression, said the brave Paphite.
THE REAL fun for the brave negativity salesmen begun on Thursday, after Prez Nik invited the party leaders to the palazzo to inform them that a joint declaration had been agreed and that the talks were set to resume.
DIKO’s fears about the provocation dealing a blow to the resumption of talks proved unfounded, but this did not make Junior happy, as he urged Nik not to agree to the communiqué. He even took a document interpreting the joint declaration in the most extremely negative way possible, as if to prove he was a worthy upholder of his late father’s legacy of cartoon negativity.
On Friday the resistance fighters were competing over who would come up with the most freakishly scary interpretation of the declaration. We heard that there would be ‘three-headed sovereignty’ (EDEK), triple citizenship (DIKO), ‘a return to the Annan plan’ and of course the dreaded, ‘virgin birth of the state’ was back on the agenda.
The negotiations had not even begun and our loser politicians, like the chorus in an ancient Greek tragedy had gone into a lament about doom ahead.
YIORKOS Lillikas who refuses to give up his presidential ambitions, found another opportunity to call for the resignation of Prez Nik on the grounds he had not honoured the promises he made to the electorate.
This was a bit rich coming from a close aide of Ethnarch Tassos who fought and won the 2003 presidential elections on the oft-repeated promise that he would work for a Cyprus settlement based on the Annan plan. Yiorkos never called for Tassos’ resignation because he had not kept his promise for a good cause.
To the question of ‘what would be the alternative to the resumption of negotiations’, Lillikas came up with his usual nonsense about increasing the cost of the occupation for Turkey, something he did with resounding success when he was foreign minister.
An even better response to this question was given by EDEK’s Marinos Sizopoulos – he said we should arrange an international conference at which all Turkey’s international crimes against Cyprus would be exposed and the world powers would be obliged to act. Sizopoulos is a grown man who works as a doctor when he is not playing marbles and fantasy politics.
THE WORST of the lot has been Junior, also known as The Prince of Darkness, who wants the Cyprob to remain open forever because this best serves his career interests. He is after all the leader of a party that stands for two things – negativity on the Cypob marketed as high principle and corruption.
Take away the Cyprob and the party would stand only for rusfeti which is its true character, but it needs to maintain some pretence of public worth. The Prince tried to persuade prez Nik to agree to talks but to deal with procedural aspect that would lead nowhere. “That’s what my father would have done,” he proudly told Nik, unable to hide his admiration for his dad’s political dishonesty that combined with his negativity made him a great leader.
Junior has also recruited the services of his dad’s right hand man, super hard-liner ambassador Tasos Tzionis, who is believed to have written the document that the Prince submitted to Nik at Thursday’s meeting about the triple citizenship and Annan Plan. Junior is pretty clueless about the legalistic crap of the Cyprob, so needs help from a master in negativity like Tzionis.
During the Ethnarch’s reign Tzionis successfully had over 100 meetings with the representative of Mehmet Ali Talat and managed to agree on nothing.
BY PREPARING papers for Junior, Tzionis a civil servant, is in effect working against the interests of the government that employs him and to which his loyalties should be. Instead he exploits the access he has to information and then uses it against the government, which is not very ethical behaviour even by our country’s low ethical standards.
Tzionis now has to fight the efforts for a settlement directly as his grandiose plans to set up a regional energy alliance of Cyprus, Greece, Israel and Egypt, that would have supposedly helped us secure a better solution, have been exposed as bad joke. He obviously omitted to ask Israel about joining the alliance and they are already in talks about selling their natural gas to Turkey via an underwater pipeline.
To achieve any such alliance you need to be pro-active and creative, but the only thing people like Tzionis, Junior and the rest really know is being negative – finding reasons for not doing anything.
THE SISTER-IN-LAW of the happiest man in Cyprus, the chairman of the BoC, had a rather unfortunate experience a few months ago. She was employed at Laiki and when she was transferred to the BoC, she decided to take the voluntary redundancy package that was on offer. She did not know that her sister’s husband would become the chairman of the bank.
When Christis was appointed, she made countless efforts to be re-employed – using her father’s powerful Yiorkadjic connections – but failed. However it all worked out very well for Paola. She was hired by one of the Co-op banks on a salary that was 33 per cent higher than what she was receiving at Laiki.
Some people are just lucky, even though it helps if your dad is a member of the Yiorkadjis cabal that still wields phenomenal power, more than 40 years after the murder of the minister that put this sinister group together.
I AM BEGINNING to think that the reason the former governor of the Central Bank Ttooulis Ttoouli has still not been prosecuted for corruption is because he was also a leading member of the Yiorkadjis cabal. I just cannot believe that a former governor who received €1 million from an associate of a banker he was supervising, two months after the expiry of his term, still has not been charged. It is not even as if he gave a convincing explanation for the payment – consultancy fees to his clueless daughter for 10 years, paid in advance.
I DO NOT mean to be disrespectful to the memory of the late Glafcos Clerides, but the posthumous award he received from local rag Man must qualify as a bit of a sick joke. I know these annual rag awards should not be taken seriously, because they usually go to the businessmen with the biggest advertising budgets, but the Clerides award, although not money-motivated, was in very poor taste.
Clerides was declared Man magazine’s Man of the Year for 2013. In sane countries man, or woman, of the year awards go to individuals who leave their mark on the year in some way. Clerides did nothing in 2013 other than go in and out of hospital with health problems. His achievement, for which the rag honoured him with the Man of the Year award, was that he died.
WE WERE eagerly waiting to see delightful Delia last week but have to express a bit of disappointment for her new hair-style. Her bob, is so 16th century, it makes her look like a page-boy in a film set in the court of Henry VIII. The other disappointment is that she did not make too many public appearances. Was she entering ministries and banks through the back entrances to avoid the cameramen? If so this was very unkind to her legions of fans who sat watching the TV news just to get a glimpse of her.