YOU HAVE to give credit to our commie rulers for the artful way in which they set the political trends. Months of relentless campaigning have finally paid off and bashing the banks has finally become terribly fashionable for the political class which is always looking for a safe target, preferably one that cannot fight back, to take shots at.
On Tuesday the first meeting of the House Institutions committee, called to investigate the causes of the banking collapse and those responsible, was held. As expected it evolved into the familiar circus with all deputies joining in the bank-bashing, in the hope their sound-bites would earn them a mention on the TV news.
Committee chairman, Demetris Syllouris, who came up with the brilliant populist idea for the investigation, milked the bank cow for all it was worth, appearing on radio and television shows on which he stressed his determination to expose anyone who had received a loan at a preferential rate or had a debt written off by the bank.
For now, people who have bank accounts are safe, but if Syllouris’ investigation is as thorough as he claims it would be it might not be long before account-holders are hauled before the House committee to explain why they did business with the criminal banks.
THE TREND-setting, bank-bashers of AKEL used this circus to remind us that the former governor of the Central Bank Athanasios Orphanides was to blame for all the woes of the banking sector.
Its new deputy Bambos Papageorgiou, who only joined the party last year, is acting like he always had AKEL DNA in his genes, bringing up the hard-drive of the CB that Orph had allegedly not returned. By not giving all the information regarding the matter Bambos, makes it sound as if Orph was guilty of some serious crime.
The other new AKEL deputy, former TV diva, Irini Charalambidou, stood before the TV cameras and, apart from mentioning the hard-drive crime, revealed what she claimed to be a major scandal involving Orph. When he was governor, he had abused his position to secure a housing loan from the CB at an interest rate below 1.0 per cent. Was this legal, she asked.
Were Irini and Bambos (he also mentioned the low-interest loans) just ignorant or were they engaging in the time-honoured Stalinist tactic of character assassination through misinformation?
Orph was entitled to the low interest loan as part of his contract. Did Bambos as a member of the CB council not know that this was a perk of working for the CB enjoyed by all governors and senior ranking members of the bank? The perk was offered so CB staff did not go to commercial banks, which they had to regulate, for loans.
When this was pointed out the following day the AKEL propaganda machinery forgot the scandal of the loan and started the tune about Orph’s inadequate regulation of the banks.
THE ANDROID put this pseudo-scandal in its proper moral context on Friday, saying it was unacceptable that at “a time the country was facing so many big difficulties some (Orph) were taking advantage of the super-privileges given to them by their contract,” to secure a low-interest loan, “without a guilty conscience.”
And at a time the country is facing so many big difficulties why does comrade Tof take advantage of the super-privilege given to him by his contract and collect the €200 per diem allowance when he is abroad, despite the fact all his expenses were being paid by the taxpayer? At least Orph will pay back the loan.
When the B of C wrote off debts of AKEL companies worth €10 million it was good practice, but when someone takes a loan on a low interest he is entitled to, he acting immorally.
THE COMMIES’ audacity and hypocrisy pale when compared to that of Andreas Vgenopoulos, the former executive chairman of Popular Bank, who was in town last week to appear on the TV show of the hard-hitting hack and plagiarist, Chrysanthos Tsououroullis.
The man who led Popular Bank to bankruptcy was in fine form, the blued-eyed boy of Cyprus TV giving him free rein to do what he is very good at – taking the Cypriot public for a ride. Vgen blamed Orph, of course for Laiki’s woes.
If the former Governor did not force the Greek shyster to step down as chairman, he would have dealt with the crisis, claimed Vgen. He also wondered how Laiki’s re-capitalisation needs of €800 million had soared to €4 billion, after his departure.
Obviously, the new management was not as good as him at hiding losses and non-performing loans or at fooling shareholders.
VGEN’S biggest cheerleader and fan, the head of the bank employees’ union ETYK, Loizos Hadjicostis, has learnt a few tricks from his former hero. In an interview in last Sunday’s Politis, the union boss denied having any responsibility for anything, even though an ETYK rep sat on the boards of both the big banks.
He also denied having honoured Vgen, when he left Laiki. “There was an event in Greece and we were also present,” he said. Hadjicostis did offer Vgen an ETYK plaque and praised him to high heaven during the ceremony, but at that time “everyone was thanking him.” He told the interviewer he knew nothing about the problems at Laiki.
To be fair, Hadjicostis had every reason to publicly praise Vgen, because it was under Vgen’s catastrophic management that Laiki employed the union leader’s daughter. His other daughter works for the B of C. Of course both were hired not because of their dad, but because they got top marks in the entrance exams.
STAYING on the issue of banks, we have to mention Yiorkos Lillikas’ latest brilliant idea that would allow us to avoid the bailout. The government should consider the possibility of securing the re-capitalisation of the banks “from private capital or other sources, thus avoiding the very high lending rates proposed by the troika, that would be shouldered by working people.”
This idea is as brilliant as the one he came up with regarding the selling of shares in our natural gas resources, which he scientifically estimated to be worth €80 billion. As regarding the banks, did nobody inform him that the banks’ search for private capital had proved unsuccessful?
The most interesting part of his statement was that if we failed to re-capitalise the banks with private capital, we could do it “from other sources”? Which are these “other sources”? I would really like Yiorkos to name one “other source,” apart from private capital, that could re-capitalise the banks.
ONE WAY of promoting the myth of AKEL as the arbiter of everything that is good in our society is through the awarding of prizes. The commies have annual awards for ‘cultural contribution’ and ‘sports contribution’ to our society which go to people who are either card-carrying Akelites or party sympathisers.
The awards are named after loyal commie apparatchiks and usually reward mediocrities for their mediocre work, in keeping with communist abhorrence of individual excellence and originality.
Ten days ago, Harvghi reported, at a ‘modest ceremony,’ the 2012 ‘Costas Lymbouris and Niki Georgiou Award for contribution to sport’ was given to Charalambos Koukoularides, who was unable to attend the ceremony, as he is no longer with us. The party could not find someone living who contributed to sport so it decided to give the award to a dead man.
Koukoularides made his award-deserving, contribution to sport as the general manager of the Cyprus Sport Federation (KOA) which is a bit like giving an award to the head of Cyta for his contribution to telecommunications. It just seems a bit silly to give someone who is dead an award for doing the job he was handsomely paid to do when he was alive.
READING the report about the ceremony in the party mouthpiece, I did not get the impression that he contributed very much to sport anyway. In giving the award, party chief Andros said Koukoularides “is a model fighter of democracy and freedom as well as a model teacher and sport official. Imbued with deep patriotism and adherence to principles, with his struggle he won a place in the conscience of the people.”
But how did he contribute to sport? Did he set a pancyprian record in the 100-metre patriotism sprint or in the high principles jump? The Android tried to explain the reasoning behind the decision at the ceremony and it had nothing to do with sport.
“This prize that we award him is the least that a man, who defended values and ideals all his life, deserves. He was modest and an ideologue.” With such personal qualities Koukoularides’ big contribution to Kyproulla sport is indisputable.
BEFORE we receive a letter of complaint from his family, about our inference that Koukoularides was an Akelite, we would like to make it clear that he was not. He was a DIKO man and close associate of the late, great Spy Kyp, who was also on very good terms with the commies.
One thing not mentioned during the award ceremony and not featured in the video about his life, was that some years ago a big arms cache was discovered in Koukoularides’ house in Galata. He was storing the guns, since the days of Makarios, in case the need arose to make an even bigger contribution to sport.
I AM GLAD to see that crazy shrink Yiangos Mikellides, after his long illness, has made a full recovery and has lost none of his spirit. In last week’s column he wondered how the “smart accountants” of the troika would discipline “all the nutters, thieves, bribery-takers whose only interest is to snatch the food from the mouth of the Cypriot people.”
He had an answer. “All these people should be arrested and through summary procedures, outside the courts, be executed by the dozen. And once a good number are executed, I believe the economic situation would improve and the recession would belong to the past.”
ONLY 74 days left for the departure of the comrade and his ugly entourage of propagandists.