ALL KYPROULLA has been getting ready for tomorrow’s visit by Greece’s newly-elected, prime minister Alexis Tsipras, the left-wing populist who triumphantly swept to power last Sunday on the back of hundreds of profoundly empty promises designed to give hope to people in despair.
This crude technique worked perfectly, as the result of the elections showed, and is the reason he now has a big fan-base among our politicians. Our guys, compared to Tsipras, are third-rate, provincial populists which is why they are not as successful.
It cannot be because the Cypriot voter is smarter and less easily fooled than the Greek voter because we elected a village idiot as president not so long ago and we did not even have the excuse of having suffered the ravages of a recession for seven years.
Then again, our establishment has no right to laugh at anyone because it had been completely fooled by prez Nik, believing he would make a good president and offer the strong leadership the country desperately needed. We were colossally wrong on both counts and on many other counts as well, Nik proving just another self-serving, wheeler-dealing populist.
OUR POLITICIANS will all be sucking up to Tsipras, as he is flavour of the week, in the hope they would learn a few things from him that would help them upgrade their populist, voter-fooling techniques.
Ethnarch Junior could not wait until tomorrow, and made a Tsipras-style public appearance on Friday calling a news conference at which he lashed out against the memorandum, called for its re-negotiation and demanded that all the money stolen from B of C depositors in the bail-in was returned.
Junior also shed tears for the 70,000 unemployed and spoke of the need for foreign investment, as if this would arrive by the government pressing a button. Speaking on Sigma TV, he said that when he sees the PM on Monday he would raise the issue of the return of the billions that were transferred to Greece through the sale of the Greek branches of Cypriot banks.
I bet Junior’s new hero will promise that Greece would return every cent plus interest.
THE LIBERAL-LEFT newspapers of Europe carried glowing reports about Tsipras’ triumph but Britain’s Guardian although sympathetic was shocked by a faux pas he made during his victory speech on Sunday night.
“Friends, the new Greek government will prove all the Cassandras of the world wrong,” he said, referring to those who had predicted that a Syriza victory would be the final blow to Greece. He has repeated this sound-bite several times in the last week.
The Guardian pointed out that he could not prove the Cassandras wrong because according to Greek mythology Cassandra – the sister of Paris, who stole Helen from King Menelaus and started the Trojan War – was always right. Cassandra had been given the gift of foresight but had been punished by Apollo never to be believed, although events would always prove her pessimistic predictions correct.
Nowadays, Greeks dismiss anyone who makes gloomy predictions as a Cassandra, ignoring the myth that she was always right. I sincerely hope that proving the Cassandras wrong will be the one promise Tsipras does keep.
BLUNDER-PRONE Prez Nik had another major embarrassment to deal with on Friday, although it could be said that he was not directly involved. I refer to the investigation carried out by Auditor general Odysseas Michaelides at the request of prez after reports that Nik’s law office represented Ryanair in talks regarding the acquisition of Cyprus Airways.
Nik promised to resign if any direct involvement was found. Odysseas’ report did not find that Nik had any involvement but it pointed out that two lawyers from Nik’s law office had sat at a meeting held on October 31 and did not use their names. This was a bit strange considering that Nik’s law office, in which his two daughters are partners, had issued a statement at the end of November, when the story appeared, saying that it had informed Ryanair it could not represent it on September 30. This was because of the office’s ‘indirect links’ with the president. Yet a month later the office was still sending its lawyers to meetings.
Nik reacted as he always does – with angry theatrics. He sternly asked the Attorney general to investigate his daughters’ law office which bears his name, telling him, “I expect you to apply the full force of the law if you determine a possible violation.”
Of course it is not the Attorney general that should be dealing with this matter but Nik. His daughters should feel the full force of Nik’s non-theatrical anger – if it exists – for letting the family business down so badly and publicly embarrassing its proud founder, again.
Police during the Oroklini stand off
A SURREALISTIC hostage incident unfolded in Oroklini last Monday when a British Cypriot pub owner took himself hostage in his pub, on the Dhekelia sea-front road, and threatened to kill himself if police tried to enter to order a pint.
Police had arrived at the pub on Monday morning after 43-year-old owner Stelios Georgiou had been reported by his Moldovan ex-wife of firing a shot-gun in her direction, after a row over alimony, and lightly injuring her; pellets had hit her in the shoulder and chest. When the cops arrived to take Georgiou in for questioning he locked the pub and threatened to kill himself if they tried to enter.
Police reinforcements were called to the scene. They surrounded the pub and closed part of the road inconveniencing drivers as a cop tried to persuade Georgiou to surrender. After 30 hours of wasting the time of more than a dozen cops and pissing off hundreds of drivers the hostage and hostage-taker surrendered himself.
Phil’s report about a “30-hour thriller” seemed a slight exaggeration. It was more like a 30-hour joke incident blown out of all proportion by the media and the cops, who were praised by Georgiou’s lawyer for their professionalism.
Turning an incident that should have been dealt with in 10 minutes – the cops could have returned to the pub in the evening to arrest him – into a “30-hour thriller” involving a dozen cops standing round doing nothing requires great professionalism indeed.
THE NEW public parasites union – Independent Union of Civil Servants – that was set up as a reaction to Glafcos Hadjimourmouris and his clique’s extended authoritarian rule of PASYDY have been firing salvos at their former leadership.
Among other things, Giorgos Horatas, leader of the new union, accused Hadjiklamouris of practising blatant rusfeti. He had employed his son-in-law as financial manager of PASYDY’s old parasites’ home. The union responded that the son-in-law had all the necessary qualifications for the job and, more importantly, at the time he was hired he was not married to Hadjiklamouris’ daughter – he only was in a relationship with her.
What I would like to know is whether the job was offered in lieu of a dowry or did the wealthy union boss also provide his daughter with a house?
Interestingly, the manager of the old parasites home is the former deputy leader of PASYDY, who was hired after his retirement as a state nurse. Perhaps he did not have a son-in-law to give the job to and decided to take it himself rather than allow it go to someone who did not belong to the PASYDY family.
YOU HAD to feel some sympathy for the chairman of the Bank of Cyprus Josef Ackermann who was in Cyprus last week for a board meeting and was forced to meet the representatives of the bondholders to discuss their demands for compensation.
It must have been a rude awakening for the former chief executive of Deutsche Bank having to sit in the same room and talk to guys who a couple of months earlier had stormed the bank, clashed with security guards and made threats.
The ‘convertible enhanced capital securities’ these guys bought because the banks were offering high interest rates are now worthless and the bondholders are claiming they had been cheated and demanding their money back. Ackermann, who probably never had to face such a problem in his professional life,ruled out any compensation for ‘informed investors’.
Josef Ackermann
Needless to say that all bondholders are claiming they were uninformed investors fooled into buying the high return securities by bank employees (greed had nothing to do with it).
Ackermann was however in a difficult spot as his predecessor the Happy Bunny who wanted to be loved had told the bondholders, according to one of their representatives, that the bank would consider compensation. Even worse for the Swiss, was that Prez Nik, who also wants to be loved, had met the bondholders and promised to help them out. It is not only Tsipras that makes hollow promises.
THE POLITICIAN who has modelled himself on Tsipras most closely is Yiorkos Lillikas who issues five announcements a day telling people what he thinks they want to hear and making empty promises, not to mention his nauseating moral sermons.
On Thursday he claimed foreign minister Ioannis Kasoulides had failed to attend the EU foreign ministers’ council that would discuss the possibility of extending sanctions against Russia because he was a pawn of the US who did not want to defend Russia as Kyproulla’s interest dictated.
He accused Kasoulides of inability to place the national interest above his pro-Nato and pro-US obsessions, saying he did not act as the foreign minister of the Republic but as an unquestioning mouthpiece of Nato’s positions. The morally and patriotically superior Paphite also implied that Kasoulides had received instructions from a foreign embassy not to attend the EU meeting and defend the interest of Mother Russia.
Lillikas’ hypocrisy deserves an international award. Even if he was correct about Kasoulides – which he was not – someone openly acting as the Russian Federation’s political salesman in Kyproulla has nerve to sit in judgment of others.
Lillikas has been acting as the unquestioning mouthpiece of Moscow for months now. His demand that Kyproulla should go against the rest of the EU to block sanctions against Russia could hardly be described as serving our national interests.
LILLIKAS’ lament for our undignified foreign policy continued on Friday when the Alliance of Lillikas issued a statement again bemoaning the fact that Kasoulides had not attended the meeting of EU foreign ministers to “defend Cypriot interests and Russian-Cypriot positions”. Cypriot interests are the same as Russia’s.
But what are the Russian-Cypriot positions that Lillikas wanted Kasoulides to defend? That the invasion, occupation and annexation of another country by a powerful neighbour should go unpunished? So if someone wanted to impose sanctions on Turkey for its occupation of the north would Lillikas oppose the move as he wants to do for Mother Russia?
ETHNARCH Junior competed with his Paphite friend in the hypocrisy stakes. When he was not pretending to be Tsipras he was pretending to be a strong leader, threatening Dikheads that did not toe the party line with expulsion. His threat was directed at deputy Athena Kyriakidou who had sided with DISY in a legislature vote.
In the last presidential elections when DIKO had decided to back Nik’s candidacy, Junior disagreed and was openly campaigning for the election of Lillikas.
AKEL chief Andros Kyprianou came up with a very original suggestion for overcoming the problems caused by French oil giant Total’s decision not to carry out any drilling in its offshore concessions.
He said: “Ways must be found, always within lawful procedures, for other countries to become involved in this process, like for example Russia.” How could Lillikas not have thought of this brilliant idea first? Russia desperately needs hydrocarbons as its own might run out in 200 years.