By Patroclos
SOME PEOPLE, like our hot-headed prez, actively court trouble while others, like Governor Crystal, seem to attract it without making any effort.
So it was not surprising that Crystal somehow managed to be in trouble again last Monday, when the administrator of legacy Laiki Andri Antoniadou decided to quit her post shooting at the governor and the Central Bank board, which since last summer is also the Resolution Authority, overseeing the bank’s winding down.
The resignation letter implied that the Authority, which had decided to change the law office representing Laiki, was not committed to bringing Andreas Vgenopoulos to justice and that Crystal was a liar. Antoniadou claimed that the governor’s daughter was still working at her dad’s law office which represented the Greek bankster, “despite public assurances to the contrary.”
The governor’s not very convincing response was that her daughter had left her dad’s law office and was working at another office that just happened to be in the same building. Antoniadou also found it peculiar that Vgen’s lawyer, Andreas Georghadjis had known of Crystal’s decision to get rid of the law firm representing Laiki – Andreas Neocleous and Co – more than a week before the administrator had been informed.
As Walter Scott wrote, “Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practise to deceive.” Not that anyone has been deceiving us, but we thought it would raise our establishment’s standard by randomly using clever literary quotes. There is more trouble ahead for Crystal on Tuesday when she is due to appear before a House committee to answer charges of conflict of interest. Andri will also be there so it should be a fun-day for all.
TROUBLE is unavoidable when rival law firms compete for a piece of the action and representing legacy Laiki involves a lot of action and plenty of cash. So it was no big surprise that the Resolution Authority’s peculiar decision to get rid of Andreas Neocleous & Co and replace it by Chrysses Demetriades & Co would cause a major row.
Chrys Dem had been in charge of legacy Laiki, but was subsequently sidelined by Professor Panicos who brought in the office of his good buddy Andreas Neocleous, through the back door, to handle all the big Laiki cases. It was peculiar that Crystal and the Authority decided to terminate the services of Neocleous just when he had managed to serve summonses for contempt of court to the slippery Vgen and two of his sidekicks.
Andri pointed this out in her letter, while Neoclous told the Cyprus Mail, earlier in the week, that his office’s replacement was the work of Vgen, which seemed a bit far-fetched although not outside the realm of possibility, this being Kyproulla.
Maybe Chrys Dem has better relations with Crystal or perhaps she sought the advice of her estranged husband, via her daughter who happened to be in the same building, about which law firm he thought would do a better job. The big surprise is why the Nicos Anastasiades law office was not considered for the Laiki job as, like the other two, it is also Limassol-based and the prez has absolutely nothing to do with it.
Was Crystal being vengeful, penalising Nik’s daughters because he had publicly embarrassed her over her contract?
ONE THING seems increasingly likely – the grand plan to freeze Vgen’s assets in other countries will not be put into practice. Neocleous claimed this was because Crystal refused to sanction the expenditure for hiring law firms abroad to apply in their country’s court for the implementation of the asset freeze.
The failure to act legally gave Vgen all the time in the world to transfer his assets where they cannot be found. Any application submitted to a court abroad now will most probably find no assets to freeze. This will go down as just another tale of the bungling incompetence that has become Kyproulla’s trademark.
Credit to Crystal, who was constantly questioning and often blocking the expenditure on legal fees proposed by the Laiki administrator. She reportedly sent in the Auditor-general to investigate Andri’s spending decisions. A tight-fisted house-keeper not only in her looks, Crystal saved a few hundreds of thousands on legal fees and in so doing enabled Vgen to take his assets and run.
AT LEAST the two-day gathering of the eurozone’s grim and grey central bankers in Nicosia went without a hitch as far as Crystal was concerned. She was the perfect hostess and the men in grey were left Kyproulla with good impressions, or so they said according to our central bank mole.
They must have been very impressed with the idiotic idea of some bright spark to take down all the paintings that adorn the walls of the central bank building and hang them on the concrete walls of the covered passageway that leads to the conference centre. At night they had to be taken down because the passageway walls have gaps in them and were put back again the next morning.
We had to show off our Central Bank’s works of art, not to mention our villager insecurities.
WE ALSO showed off our militancy and brave opposition to austerity with a lame demonstration outside the conference centre, organised by our AKEL comrades who ordered all their satellite unions to send representatives. A few thousand people showed up including the village idiot who brought the Troika to Kyproulla.
A more effective protest took place in the evening when all the opposition party leaders turned down invitations to attend the Wednesday dinner given by the prez in honour of the ECB governing. As Junior, poetically said in explaining his decision to boycott the dinner, “the meeting place with the ECB is not a dinner table but a negotiating table to claim back the money stolen from us.”
The battle against the thieving Europeans was not restricted to the dinner boycott. In another act of defiance, opposition party leaders all decided to adopt Alexis Tsipras’ dress code and have been appearing in public in open-neck shirts. Like the feminists of old who burnt their bras, our would-be Tsiprases, burnt their ties.
THE BOYCOTT was applauded by the chief salesman of national dignity and Simerini columnist Costakis Antoniou, who accused ECB president Mario Draghi (or Drangi as one CyBC presenter insists on calling him) of “returning to the place where the big crime of the hair-cut of deposits took place, because the crime may have been decided in Brussels, but the big victim was Cyprus.”
He wrote of Draghi: “This man, who in co-operation with the other butchers of Europe, turned a people into lab animals, we hosted and honoured at the presidential palace; thankfully there was a show of basic dignity by AKEL, DIKO, EDEK…”
The would-be Tsiprases also kept referring to the “criminal decision” of the ECB while Junior went a step further, describing the haircut as a “pre-meditated crime”, but it did not cross his mind to go to court and have an arrest warrant issued against criminal. It was an ideal opportunity, given that Draghi was on the island and it would have been less complicated than Costakis’ suggestion for “the Cyprus government to set in motion European legal procedures against him.”
US AMBASSADOR John Koenig landed himself in a spot of bother last weekend after he tweeted “What do people in #Cyprus think about the week in Russia as seen from here? Anastasiades visit and statements, # Nemtsov assassination.”
It was an invitation for hacks, academics and politicians to take the moral high ground have a go at him, the worse being “not politically correct messages on behalf of the ambassador.” I would consider it a compliment if someone accused me of making not politically correct comments, but I am no ambassador.
Koenig seemed to enjoy the role of punching-bag and kept responding to his critics, even suggesting that our saintly protector Putin could be linked to Nemtsov’s murder.
The next day all the Tsiprases had a go at Koenig but Archbishop Chrys stole their thunder by demanding the ambassador was kicked out of the country. Phil, under the headline “Relations of rage with Koenig” said the ambassador had made himself “undesirable” and according to its sources the “president has no intention of seeing him from now on.”
The truth is that Nik has not been on speaking terms with Koenig – and refuses to see him -for the last couple of months, because he felt the ambassador had deceived him with regard to the Barbaros. He had asked Washington to recall him, but his request was turned down.
This was why hot-headed Nik ignored the Archbishop’s demand to boot him out and Phil reliably reported on Tuesday that Nicosia had no intention to ask for his recall.
Nik did not want to be snubbed by Washington again, as this time everyone would know about it.
MARINOS Sizopoulos, who also follows the Tsipras dress code, comfortably won the EDEK leadership contest last Sunday and the first thing he did the next day was to meet the honorary chairmen for life and beyond, Dr Faustus.
The new leadership, he said, “has a debt to honour, in the best possible way the ideological and national legacies passed down by Vassos Lyssarides and the first members in 1969.” Edekites who feared Sizopoulos would have changed things need not worry, the historic leader’s hot air legacy will be preserved.
The big question is whether Sizopoulos, a dermatologist by profession owns a Ferrari. This is the rumour our establishment has heard, but so far has been unable to establish whether it was correct.
A GROUP of Cypriot and Greek MEPs took the Mayor of Kyrenia Glafcos Kariolou, who was visiting Brussels, for dinner to Cypriot tavern Ambelis. Why they took a guy that lives in Cyprus to a Cypriot restaurant is a question for another time.
Kariolou, formerly a bash patriot, lost membership to this exclusive club after recently suggesting that Greek Cypriots should return to their homes in Kyrenia under Turkish Cypriot administration. While the group were chatting about his suggestion over dinner, Sigmalive’s bash-patriotic columnist and MEP aide, the colossally self-regarding Yiannos Charalambides entered the restaurant with a companion.
Charalambides is one of those guys who takes himself way too seriously and under his name in his column always mentions the fact that he is “a Doctor of International Relations and Political Analyst.”
The two men sat at a table close to the MEPs and when the doctor of international relations saw that Kariolou was among the company he banged his hands on the table and said: “Traitors, your are eating with this traitor,” pointing to the Kyrenia mayor.
The MEPs ignored him and a couple of minutes later, he banged his hands on the table again and loudly announced, “My family does not forgive such traitors,” before getting up and leaving the restaurant. Interestingly, among the traitors having dinner with Kariolou was our freedom-fighter MEP Dr Eleni Theocharous, whose parliamentary aide, Dr Charalambides happens to be.
Dr Charalambides was not drunk at the time. His outburst was perfectly normal behaviour for him, we were informed.