‘BLACK propaganda’ dominated the final week of the election campaign, which was no bad thing as advertising the opponent’s weaknesses is much more fun for the general public than hearing the empty promises that are misleadingly described as positive campaigning.
We had enough positive campaigning and some good old fashioned dirt and negativity - of the type that only defeated candidate Yiorkos Lillikas and the newspapers used before last Sunday – was bound to lift things and stir the type of hatred and nastiness that make elections much more entertaining.
The commies kicked off the negative campaigning, first thing on Monday, their chief Andros warning that the election of Nasty Nik, would lead to austerity, pay and pension cuts, restriction of union rights, lowering of the minimum wage, subservience to the troika and privatisations that would add “tens of thousands to today’s 50,000 unemployed.”
Austerity, cuts and 50,000 unemployed were the achievements of the Tof government, as was the bailout commitment to privatise SGOs, so it was very peculiar that these featured in the negative advertising.
THE FUHRER’S camp hit back with a negative ad on Wednesday asking voters whether they could put up with a continuation of the AKEL/Tof policies – another Mari, another five years with 50,000 unemployed, 200,000 Cypriots below the poverty line, soup kitchens, even more business bankruptcies, more taxation etc.
The virtuous comrades were livid about this unethical political behavior by Nik’s camp and embarked on a moral crusade to save public life from being brought into disrepute by this ‘black propaganda’. Nicos Katsourides, AKEL’s bruiser and Malas minder, was disgusted with the ‘black propaganda,’ took us back 40 or 50 years and showed “ideological prejudices and fanaticism”.
AKEL spokesman, the open-minded Giorgos Loucaides, who like Kats has no ideological prejudices and abhors fanaticism, also felt obliged to slam the negative advertising, which was “politically unacceptable and reprehensible.” Like his mentor Kats, the charmless Loucaides, was disgusted that Nik’s camp chose the “road of fanaticism and brutal distortion of the truth.”
The morally superior Loucaides had an explanation for the unacceptable behavior: “Lacking arguments and in an attempt to conceal their repulsive neo-liberal and authoritarian character of their policies from the Cypriot people they resort to what they know best: to black propaganda against their political opponents, distortions intolerance, and lies.”
IT SAID a lot that the Akelites were careful not to knock all types of propaganda. In the rational world it would be enough to accuse your opponents of resorting to propaganda, without giving it a colour, because the connotations are by definition negative.
For the comrades, however there is also ethical propaganda, which they practise for the good of the people. This is ‘white propaganda’ which is ethically acceptable to resort to. For instance the claim that Stavros Malas was an ‘independent candidate,’ which we heard thousands of times in the last week, is white propaganda because it does not brutally distort the truth, only gently.
The accusation that the Fuhrer will lower the minimum wage down to €500 a month is a lie but is still classed as white propaganda because the source was AKEL which had noble motives for saying it – preventing the Fuhrer being elected.
BY FRIDAY, however, the holier than thou commies climbed down from the moral summit they were occupying and placed some negative advertisements in the press, but this was not, I hasten to add, black propaganda that takes us back 40 or 50 years and brutally distorts the truth.
The ad speculated what Nik would do as president and compared it with what the independent candidate of AKEL would do. Nik would apparently “close the Cyprob in accordance to the wishes of foreigners,” he would “cede out the hope of natural gas to the troika” and of course “exploit the crisis to lower wages.”
The best question of the ad was a triumph of black propaganda as it asked whether voters wanted “a president who would send the youth of Cyprus to get killed for NATO in Afghanistan and Iraq?”
The Fuhrer supports membership of the NATO affiliate Partnership for Peace so it took a great leap of the usually sterile Akelite imagination to take our youths to the war in Iraq and Afghanistan.
IN CONTRAST to the Fuhrer, who will “close the Cyprob in accordance to the wishes of foreigners,” Malas will “fight for a right solution, for the liberation and re-unification of our island.” Malas also voted for the Annan plan, but he publicly repented on a TV debate, stating that he backed the plan because he had not read it.
In the hope of attracting the Cyprob hard-liners who voted for Lillikas in the first round this A-plan sinner has turned tough. The pro-Annan plan Akelite Takis Hadjigerogiou, the leading spokesman of the Malas camp has taken a back seat in the last week, and has been replaced by the seasoned, Stalinist sledgehammer, Katsourides, who is a known hard-liner on the Cyprob, in the hope he would attract a few bash-patriotic votes for the independent candidate.
Since last Sunday, Kats has become the shadow of the independent candidate, following him everywhere, including the polling station last Sunday and the TV debate on Friday.
WHY do the commies always feel obliged to refer to AKEL as the ‘democratic and progressive forces’? What gives them the right to monopolise the ‘democratic’ adjective, as if all the other parties were undemocratic?
For 45 years, the democratic forces of AKEL shamelessly supported, took money and enjoyed very close relations with the most brutal and repressive totalitarian regimes in the world. And what’s worse is that the members of the democratic forces do not behave in a very democratic way.
Just ask the female radio presenter who does a current affairs show every morning. When she asks tough questions of an Akelite guest or expresses an anti-government opinion she is inundated with abusive text messages calling her a whore, a paid agent and threatening her family. Strangely when she is tough with a member of an undemocratic party, she gets no abusive messages.
YIORKOS Lillikas was ecstatic with his showing last Sunday, his impressive 25 per cent of the vote boosting his ego and arrogance. This was why he staked a claim of ownership to the 25 per cent of the voters and on Monday was declaring that his supporters would cast a blank vote today.
This was bit rash, considering that his main criticism of the leadership of the parties was that they imposed their wishes on their followers. Nevertheless, he decided how his followers would vote before the meetings he was scheduled to have with them on Thursday and Friday. Did he impose his decision on them?
After a productive exchange at these meetings Lillikas’ free citizens agreed that they would go to the polling stations and vote for neither candidate just as their leader had decided they should do before consulting them.
Lillikas urged his voters, whom he refers to as the ‘movement of subversion and hope’ to stay united because he wants them to be members of the party he will be the leader of. The problem is that once the ambitious Paphite sets up a party he would no longer be able to claim that he is the representative of the citizens.
MEANWHILE, sensing a Fuhrer victory today, hosts of arse-lickers both from within and outside DISY have been swarming around Nik in the last couple of weeks to offer their services to him. A politician’s circle of alleged friends and fanatical supporters grows exponentially when he is expected to win an election and decide the distribution of the spoils.
And they are as quick to abandon a loser, as Lillikas will soon find out. A tiny fraction of his heroic citizens will stay with his movement of subversion and hope now there is no hope of a public post or a ministerial position.
As for Nik, we can only express the hope that he would have his bullshit detector turned on at all times because, apart from the flattery attacks by DISY members he will also be at the mercy of Garoyian’s mob of principled courtiers who will be desperate to serve the country from a well-paid public post.
PIMCO landed the Governor of the Central Bank in the merde this week, because it had the nerve to respond to his arse-covering letter, blaming the consultancy firm for the high bank re-capitalisation figure it came up with.
In the letter, Pimco made it very clear that the “the assumptions that were described as Pimco inputs in your letter were, in fact direct inputs from the steering committee.” It also said that “the assumption for the decline in home prices during the forecast period was an explicit assumption provided by the steering committee to Pimco.”
But how would the professor know what the steering committee was doing, when he chose not to sit on it and was represented by middle-ranking technocrat. The Governor could have chaired the steering committee and influenced its decisions as these had to be taken by consensus and there could have been no consensus without the chair’s agreement.
The professor, however had more important things to do, like intimidating bank directors and cultivating relations with the media, than waste his time on ensuring Pimco came up with a realistic figure for the re-capitalisation of the banks.
WHO WOULD have thought that the Russian Federation would threaten a newspaper with legal action in order to defend the good name of the Soviet Union? It happened in Kyproulla this week, after an article in last Sunday’s Politis which said that “before Turkey invaded Cyprus in 1974 it secured the approval of the Soviet Union.”
The report explained that “Moscow’s motive was the destabilisation of NATO” and added: “Moscow invested in the perpetuation of the status quo in Cyprus and benefited from the consequences the Turkish invasion had on NATO.” This is a perfectly plausible premise, unless you believe AKEL’s myth that the Soviet Union was a force for good, run by angels.
Strangely, the embassy of the Russian Federation in Cyprus took offence at the remark and wrote to the paper to complain, describing it as “a blatant distortion of historical truth” The paper had to either “seriously substantiate the allegation with documents and trustworthy testimony or officially deny it,” demanded the Russian embassy press spokesman in his letter.
And if it failed to do so “the embassy reserves the right to solve the problem legally.” It would be a fascinating court case, having the Russian Federation, seeking damages for injury caused to the reputation of the Soviet Union, a state which ceased to exist in 1991.
I suspect that threatening letter was sent by the embassy spokesman, at the request of AKEL’s commies, the only ‘democratic forces’ in the world with an interest in preserving the good reputation and standing of the Soviet Union.
THE Sunday Mail withdraws the report it had on 25.10.09 in relation to Christos Clerides and apologises to him.
READERS may have detected a slight bias against the independent candidate of the country’s democratic forces. This is not because Patroclos wants to be appointed a minister in the Fuhrer’s government or is angling for the chairmanship of a privatised SGO, or has a personal grudge against Malas.
In fact, I agree with AKEL’s positive campaigning about Malas being a modern, trustworthy and honest man. The truth is that my greengrocer and my plumber are also trustworthy and honest men, but I would not vote for them if they were standing; my barber maybe, as long as he was not backed by AKEL.
IF A BUSINESS was on the verge of bankruptcy and needed a new CEO, would the shareholders have hired someone with no experience in running a business and no business qualifications to save it? Of course not, but this is exactly what AKEL is expecting us to do with Malas.
We are being told that some nobody with no political experience (he served as health minister for a year and was a failed parliamentary candidate), no knowledge of management (he was a science researcher) and with a mediocre career record would be suitable to run a country threatened with economic annihilation, because he is an honest and trustworthy man.
This is the blackest of all the black propaganda we have heard during this campaign.