By Patroclos
SCHOOL KIDS that score crap marks in international tests on science and arithmetic would be top of the class if they were tested in mob rule, trade unionism or scrounging off the state. We saw all these appalling skills being demonstrated in the last week by state secondary school kids, as they protested against the government decision to charge them bus fares.
They reacted as if they had been the victims of a grave injustice, boycotting classes for one period on Thursday, blocking traffic in Nicosia and throwing stones at cops that tried to restore order. In Larnaca some got on buses without paying and protested when an inspector asked to see their bus tickets.
We even had to watch these spoilt, spotty teenagers making sanctimonious statements about their right to free education, on our TV screens. “No student should have to pay for transport to and from school,” declared one of the underage socialist leaders, demanding that government rescinded its decision.
It did not occur to him that students were not obliged to pay for transport to school – they could walk or ride their bicycle as thousands of kids used to do in the old days, without moaning, boycotting classes, attacking cops and threatening “more dynamic measures”, if the government did not give to them.
Then again, nowadays they have much better teachers, with high qualifications in scrounging off the state, selfishness, freeloading, union militancy, moaning and victimhood.
THESE lessons are taught much better than maths and science in state schools and this was why the teachers’ unions were by the side of the moaning students during the protest and offering their unwavering support in the media.
Teaching union representatives could not even bring themselves to say it was wrong for kids to boycott classes or to refuse to pay fares, wanting to show solidarity to their future, fellow-freeloaders (or mouchtidjides as we call them in Kyproulla).
We should congratulate the teachers because the protests put on by the kids were very successful, putting the government on the defensive and prompting the Communications Minister Tasos Mitsopoulos to say he would explore the issue more deeply.
It helped that the populist parties all came out in support of free transport and the media pandered to the kids, in the hope of winning the custom of the parents. On Thursday night it was announced that the legislature would be stepping in to tackle the national crisis. The communications committee invited Mitsopoulos to discuss making the fare fairer.
For a few seconds I thought our public-spirited deputies were going to donate the €1000 monthly allowance they receive for the secretarial services they do not use to pay for the fares of needy school-kids, but then I remembered that they are biggest freeloaders of all.
YOU CAN always trust the newspapers to embrace a populist crusade in their desperate efforts to win a couple of extra readers. Phil, for instance, reported as if it were a big scoop that the troika memorandum did not have a provision insisting students pay bus fares.
As if there was anyone who actually thought the troika told the government how it would cut €10m from the massive losses of the public transport system. It did not occur to anyone that when a public service of a bankrupt state is losing tens of millions a year it cannot really offer its services free of charge to anyone.
Needless to say that the newspapers saw nothing wrong with the kids blocking traffic in Nicosia and throwing stones at cops, but had to accuse the police of using “excessive force”. Not excessive enough seeing as though we did not see any cops giving these spoilt brats a good spanking.
The voice of communism and stupidity, Haravghi presented the issue in more dramatic terms. In a tear-jerker editorial claiming that free bus transport was a child’s human right that should not be taken away, it concluded thus: “It is like depriving children of the right to free education or even of the basic right to a plate of food.”
BEFORE anyone accuses us of insensitivity we would like to make it clear that we fully support giving free bus passes to children whose parents are jobless or are on welfare support.
But we object to this mouchtidjistic mentality cultivated in this country and think parents are doing their kids and society a disservice by encouraging them to demand everything free from the state, especially a state that is totally bankrupt.
Teachers and politicians have always scrounged from the state, so they would encourage this nonsense by the kids, but why do parents want their kids to grow up thinking that being a freeloader is a good thing?
Can’t wait to see what a parents’ association would say if the kids carry out their threat to take “more dynamic measures”, like boycotting classes for a week. Teachers, I suspect would fully support a long boycott.
IN THE END, despite their public protestations in the build-up, all the parties attended the end of year semi-governmental organisations’ rusfeti bash. As the bill that is meant to ensure meritocratic appointments to the boards had not been approved yet, they all decided to give the president lists of candidates.
Even the commies of AKEL who had been claiming they would not participate in the sharing of the spoils, eventually gave in and sent the prez a list of names. This was preceded by a smart-ass statement saying that AKEL “would not object if members of the Left were appointed to the boards of SGOs.”
Worst of all though were self-righteous socialists of EDEK who were ranting and raving against the rotten appointment system and claiming they would have nothing to do with it. Edekites are always advertising their moral purity, assuming the role of the virgins of the political system. But the virgins, as always, could not resist having a little sex. The party also handed in a list – but it was not full intercourse, just heavy petting.
THE MOST board seats were handed over to that party of high principle and lofty ideals DIKO which landed 45 plus five chairmanships.
Ethnarch Junior would not have been able to establish himself as new leader without demonstrating that he could secure a maximum number of rusfetological appointments for the “proud people of DIKO”, whom he vowed to make proud again. And nothing makes a DIKO member prouder than an appointment to a board of a SGO.
“What Garoyian could do, I can do better,” was Junior’s message, aware that a credible DIKO leader, apart from being tough on the Cyprob also had to deliver the rusfeti. In a real show of strength, he arranged for his koumbaros, some unknown dentist by the name of George Pipis, who could not have been more unsuitable for the job, to be appointed chairman of the EAC.
The real disappointment was that the highly respected and successful businesswoman Demetra Karantoki agreed to be appointed vice-chairperson to serve under a dentist who knows as much about business as she does about root canal treatment.
THE HEAVYWEIGHT rusfeti contest will be for the post of EU Commissioner, which will soon be vacated by Androulla Vassiliou, and will be fought by two lightweights. This is a different form of rusfeti as it will involve politicians trying to get themselves appointed.
In the blue corner will be Eurocock leader Demetris Syllouris, whose party has lost so much of its support he will not be able to get elected to parliament in the next elections. Abandoning his fast disappearing party is the right career move for Syllouris, especially for a job that apart from its high status pays extremely well.
In the red corner is deposed DIKO leader and former House president Marios Garoyian who, understandably, is not happy with his new life as an insignificant DIKO deputy after the exalted highs he enjoyed as a big-shot official.
Even the gossip web-site Show Biz.cy is no longer interested in him. He and Mrs Garoyian, no longer A celebrities, have been featured only once in the month-and-a-half since he lost the DIKO elections. As Commissioner he would be a big-shot again. And of course there is the moolah, which Garoyian is particularly fond of.
THE QUESTION is, if Garoyian lands the job, would he still be collecting the three grand a month he has been receiving for secretarial services he does not use as a former president of the House? If his penny-pinching record is anything to go by the answer must be affirmative.
He was in the news this week for collecting a total allowance for secretarial services amounting to four grand (one as deputy and three as former House president) which was indicative of how cheap Marios is and how much he loves money. But who would say no to four grand a month (on which no income tax is paid, because it is for secretarial services that nobody employs)?
Certainly not an idealistic, bash patriot like Marios who is ready to sacrifice his life for the good of the country as long as the allowance for secretarial services is high enough.
STATE broadcaster, CyBC appears to have embarked on a charm offensive with its overpaid employees hoping to ensure that the restructuring to be undertaken by the government, will not be too drastic. One thing is certain – it is not in danger of being privatised because nobody would buy it.
On Monday the corporation celebrated the 16th anniversary (yes, 16th) of its lunch-time news show, Apo Mera se Mera, with an interview of Prez Nik. This is the show usually presented by the self-important, intellectually challenged, didactic Yiannakis Nicolaou, who has such a high opinion of his personal view he ends up clocking up more time speaking than his interviewees. And he used to wear white socks.
Of course we also had to be told that the show was first presented by that other self-regarding pontificating hack, who dyes his hair an unnatural black, Yiannis Kareklas. If these self-congratulatory shows serve any purpose it is to remind the taxpayer that the €20m plus spent every year on the Rikkies is a complete waste of money.
SPEAKING of SGOs that waste the taxpayer’s money you have to mention the CTO which spends many millions every year on advertising. This year’s advertising campaign was recently launched and one of the ads which featured a crying child received several negative comments in the social media, one being “Omg. Pls remove these stupid ads are just embarrassing.”
Sigmalive tried to find out who had given approval for the ads. It contacted the chairman who stepped down two weeks ago Alecos Oroundiotis, who said the picture of the child was “unacceptable”, but he knew nothing about the campaign. Marios Hannides, the general manager, said he never gave his personal approval for the campaign and did not even know if this was a CTO campaign.
It must have been the office cleaner who gave the approval to the ad agency and forgot to inform the bosses.