I HOPE our establishment will be excused for not joining the public mourning for the passing of Cyprus Airways, which had been on the life support machine for the last decade.
We believe it would be better to celebrate its 68-year life during which it made quite a few of our countrymen very rich, provided well-paid, unproductive employment to thousands of losers who could command only the minimum wage in the open market, gave social standing to countless nobodies appointed to its board and allowed union bosses to secure privileges for their members that would have been unheard of in any sane country.
It was very successful as an employment agency even though it cost the taxpayer in excess of €100 million to keep going in the last few years, not to mention the rip-off air-fares we were forced to pay in the pre-open-skies days when it engaged in price collusion, as a matter of policy, with other airlines. But the Cypriot taxpayer has always been stupidly generous and feels no resentment over his money being wasted on one of the world’s most badly-managed airlines.
It was, after all, our national carrier and the millions we paid so that its pilots could receive monthly salaries higher than those of the president of the Republic for as long as the European Commission allowed was money well-wasted.
OUR POLITICIANS were inconsolable, having lost not just a reliable vote-buying agency but also the privilege to travel business class on an economy ticket. Like the chorus in an ancient Greek tragedy, they all voiced moving laments about the death of the national carrier, in front of the cameras, and cursed the government for their loss of business-class upgrades.
In an unprecedented move, comrade Tof took a small share of the responsibility for the closure of the company. It was the first time in his career he had taken responsibility for something, but he used it to praise himself.
“It is said we violated the regulations of the EU and gave assistance to the national carrier of Cyprus to keep it alive,” he said and added: “This responsibility I accept.” The comrade was always quite brilliant at wasting the taxpayer’s money (€100 million in the case of Cyprus Airways) and posing like a public benefactor and protector of the workers.
THE 550 airline employees who lost their jobs were one of the main themes of the CY autopsy that has been playing in the media for the last 24 hours. Workers were on the telly heaping abuse on the government for leaving them jobless.
Their complaints were repeated on CyBC radio yesterday morning with presenter Soulla Hadjikyriakou roasting the communications minister for not thinking about the workers. “The pilots may find work elsewhere, but where will the rest of the workers find jobs,” asked an unusually surly Soulla.
CyBC presenters are particularly sensitive to the plight of workers of state-owned organisations because their corporation exists thanks to the generosity of the taxpayer who pays some €30 million a year to keep them in their cushy jobs. Nik’s evil government might one day decide that we do not need a public broadcaster.
SOULLA’S message to the minister was that the government should have kept the airline going not only for the sake of the workers, but because we are an island under occupation. To push home the latter point she came up with what could be the sound-bite of the year.
“We are a country with special needs,” she declared. This was the first time I found myself agreeing with a view expressed by Soulla. If we were not a country with special needs we may still have a national carrier.
IT WOULD not be fitting to close our celebration of the long and eventful life of Cyprus Airways without mentioning its pilots – the most selfish, arrogant and greedy group of workers Kyproulla has ever had.
Back in the glory days of the airline, when it was employing more than 2,000 people, the pilots were always causing trouble, threatening and taking strike action at the peak of the tourist season, in order to push their pay demands and working to rule in order to remind us of their power.
I still remember the time when a pilot refused to take off, leaving passengers waiting for a couple of hours, because the Chief Steward had assigned a stewardess to work in the economy rather than the business class section, against the orders of the pilot who wanted her to have an easy flight as she was his girlfriend.
There was also the time when a pilot landed a plane flying to Larnaca at Paphos airport, forcing the airline to arrange buses to pick up the passengers, on the grounds that if he landed in Larnaca he would have exceeded his flight time by a few minutes.
You can do this sort of thing when working for the national carrier of a country with special needs. I bet former CY pilots do no such things in Saudi Arabia where dozens of them are currently working.
WHO WOULD have thought that the closure of the national carrier would have caused a problem to the dear old Bank of Cyprus? The bank had been issuing the Sun Miles American Express card which, every time it was used, gave the holder points. When the holder amassed a huge number of points (after payments of several thousand euro) he or she was entitled to a free ticket on a Cyprus Airways flight to Athens (for a flight to London you had to buy a car on card). Now, thousands of holders who used their Amex Sun Miles card in order to get a free air ticket will end up with nothing. They could join the next bondholders’ protest outside the HQ of the B of C.
A WORD of sympathy for Prez Nik who has put himself in a hole with his impulsively defiant reaction to the first Turkish NavTex and now cannot get out. He quit the talks back in October because of the NavTex, to the applause of all the Cyprob demagogues, but when it expired he decided he wanted negotiations to resume.
On Monday he announced that he was willing to return and to discuss the share of the hydrocarbons with the Turks, something he had impulsively ruled out a few months ago. This allowed the freedom fighters to go on the offensive, Junior accusing him of crossing his red line and Lillikas referring to a presidential humiliation. He had given a new gift to the Turks, said MEP Eleni Theocharous.
By Tuesday, the Turks made matters worse by issuing another NavTex, although the Barbaros had not embarked on any violations of our EEZ. Not knowing what to do, Nik decided to indulge in a little theatre. On Friday he had four separate meetings to discuss his sad predicament. First he met the two former presidents, then former foreign ministers, followed by the negotiating team and finally the Geostrategic Council.
If he still does not know what to do before the arrival of Espen Barth Eide on Tuesday he could call in a medium to arrange a séance and seek the advice of deceased presidents as well. I am sure Spy Kyp would offer him sound advice.
WHAT a true hero former Paphos mayor and EDEK deputy Fidias Sarikas turned out to be. When his name was mentioned in connection with the Paphos Sewerage Board scandal, Sarikas wrote to the Attorney General about the lifting of his parliamentary immunity and said: “I have no objection, nor do I intend to raise any objection to a possible demand by the legal services for the lifting of my parliamentary immunity… I notify my consent to the lifting of my parliamentary immunity.”
On Thursday, when the Attorney-General’s application was heard at the Supreme Court Sarikas’ lawyer objected to the lifting of the parliamentary immunity on the grounds that the documentation accompanying the application in relation to his client’s alleged involvement in the scandal was inadequate.
His lawyer told the court that Sarikas felt “he has an obligation to protect institutions.” He could not possibly consent to the lifting of his immunity if the application was not accompanied by adequate documentation. Such is the dedication and commitment of Sarikas to the protection of institutions he would rather be known as a bare-faced liar than allow the lifting of parliamentary immunity without adequate documentation.
THE LIAR Sarikas, unlike his other EDEK colleagues who constantly advertise their moral superiority and give sermons about correct behaviour to all of us, seemed a quite reasonable socialist until Thursday.
Interestingly, his party which rants and raves about scandals, demanding the punishment of the culprits has kept very quiet about the Paphos Sewarage Board scam. Could this have anything to do with rampant rumours suggesting that the person who was calling all the shots in the scam was a recently deceased lawyer that happened to be the brother of the squeaky clean EDEK chief Yiannakis Omirou?
These may be just vicious rumours with no truth in them, but we thought we should pass them on as you cannot libel a dead person.
EVERYTHING appears to be back to normal at the CTO after the board’s bungling attempt to get rid of the general manager Marios Hannides and the head of the marketing department Michalis Metaxas. In fact Hannides has rewarded Metaxas by moving him from marketing and putting him in charge of two other departments – Administration as well as Strategy.
Metaxas, who must have strong political backing, likes to strut around the organisation boasting that nobody can touch him. He has come a long way since his employment at the Romania office of KEMA (the George Vass company) was terminated in rather suspicious circumstances, but despite his political backing the investigations into his activities as head of marketing are set to continue.
Metaxas has been responsible for some very dubious moves that are not in the best interests of Cyprus tourism. He recently decided to close down the CTO office in Vienna and keep open the organisation’s office in Warsaw despite the fact that visitors to Cyprus from Vienna are three times as many as those from Warsaw and have a much higher average net spend.
So why has Metaxas decided to close down the office in Vienna while keeping that in Warsaw open? Could it have anything to do with the fact that the CTO man in Vienna had repeatedly questioned the irregularities, dubious decisions and violations of procedures ordered by Metaxas?
THE WAY the media played up the forecasts for bad weather for the start of the week they created the impression we were going to be hit by some devastating storm that leaves nothing standing in its wake. Cold weather is big news in the sunshine isle and subject to journalistic exaggeration.
On Monday morning when the rain had begun, radio show hosts were calling the fire service spokeswoman to ask her if extra firemen had been called in to help deal with the problems that would be caused by the heavy rainfall and thunderstorms forecast.
She answered negatively, as the fire service could not know in which part of the country its men would be needed. At the time she was talking there was some heavy rainfall in Paphos and Limassol, while in Nicosia and Larnaca it was drizzling – not exactly the biblical storm the media had been touting
In the end there was some flooding of houses in Limassol (because these were built on a river-bed), some people were trapped in their cars and a few trees were uprooted by the strong winds, but the big-scale disaster that our panic-peddling hacks feared did not happen. Kyproulla was not immersed in water and the political parties could not accuse the government of failing to arrange for the arrival of Noah’s Ark to save us from the biblical catastrophe we were all expecting.
IT DID SNOW however, giving an excuse for TV crews to go to the mountain villages and ask elderly residents if they were cold. They also bored us with the usual cliches about the ‘magical scenery’ and ‘mountains covered in veils of snow’.
There was very little snow in the north (someone saw a little on the Kyrenia mountain range), and I expected Dervis Eroglu to demand that the distribution of snow was included in the Cyprob talks because the Turkish Cypriots were not getting their fair share.