CTO BOSS Marios Hannides is fast developing into a true Cypriot legend. Having thwarted one attempt by the CTO board to terminate his contract a couple of months ago he has again been forced to put up a courageous fight to hold on to his job.
It will not be a fight to the death as this would make it difficult for him to keep his much-loved job, but he has indicated he is prepared to do anything, apart from giving up his life, to carry on improving the Cyprus tourist product and increasing tourist arrivals.
On Tuesday evening the CTO board, which had made a complete cock-up of its decision to sack Marios and was forced to rescind it, took the decision again, this time following the correct procedure. It had written to him with a list of irregularities that had taken place at the organisation and asked him to appear at a board meeting to give explanations.
Instead of appearing, Hannides sent a 239-page letter a few hours before the board meeting defending himself and presumably blaming someone else for the irregularities. His magnum opus made no difference as the board decided to sack him anyway, reportedly by the smallest possible majority.
The board wanted him out because he “was performing his duties inadequately” and he had committed a series of disciplinary offences, neither of which had ever been acceptable reasons to sack someone from a top public sector job. Most top managers in the public sector perform their duties inadequately and nobody has ever considered sacking them.
TO BE FAIR, Marios was not made CTO boss by comrade Tof in 2012 under any illusion that he would perform his duties adequately. He had zero experience of the tourism industry and zero experience of managing a big organisation and no leadership qualities, having served for 11 years as director-general of something called the Cyprus Heart Foundation.
Obviously, the pay at the Foundation was not enough to sustain his lavish lifestyle and after a couple of unsuccessful attempts to get elected to parliament the CTO job came along for which he was totally unsuitable. But it paid well, offered him social status and allowed him to pursue his passion for foreign travel at the expense of the taxpayer.
Comrade Tof, who was also performing his duties inadequately because he was totally unsuitable for his job, decided Marios, who desperately needed a high-salaried job and would never get one in the open market, was the ideal man for the top CTO job and exercised his constitutional rusfeti right to appoint him.
Hannides has a nerve claiming that he was being persecuted for his political beliefs and that his sacking was politically motivated. Someone who gets a job exclusively on the strength of his politics should be prepared to lose it for the same reason, or as the bible would have said if it had been written in Kyproulla, “he who lives by rusfeti, shall die by rusfeti, if he is not a DIKO supporter.”
HAVING declared himself a victim of political persecution, martyr Marios waged war on the board, threatening all its members with legal action for defamation. Only in Kyproulla would a top executive insist that he has the right to hold on to a job after his board decided it wanted him out because he was doing a crap job.
In normal businesses, if the board as much as expresses a lack of confidence in the CEO, he submits his resignation and leaves out of pride. In this case the board has sacked the guy, told him he was rubbish at his job and he still won’t go. He is a Cypriot legend.
The board decision was illegal, he maintained while claiming its members could not possibly have read his 239-page letter before taking their decision as it had only been delivered an hour or two before they met. He cited other legalistic arguments against the decision that are too boring to repeat here.
All is not lost yet and Marios could still keep his job. The Council of Ministers has to ratify the CTO board’s decision which is why Marios has written to prez Nik requesting an audience. Nik is a soft touch on such issues as he likes to please everyone and if Marios plays his cards right at the meeting he could keep hold of his dream ticket.
At the meeting Marios should cry a little, lavishly flatter Nik and ask for his pity. And if this fails he should get down on his knees, embrace the prez’s legs and beg him for mercy.
FORMER marketing manager of the CTO Michalis Metaxas, who had been suspended and subsequently re-instated, was not mentioned at last Tuesday’s board meeting. Metaxas, who had been handling the organisation’s multi-million advertising budget and was the subject of an investigation by our friend Odysseas the Auditor-General, has been put in charge of another department at the organisation.
Will he be suspended or has he used his powerful political connections to have the investigation into his dubious spending decisions closed? Perhaps he has already had a meeting with Nik the merciful and sorted everything out.
POOR old Haris Georgiades is fast becoming the minister everyone loves to hate. This is because he does not pander to public sentiment and tends to be more honest when expressing his views than the average politician. He also avoids the heroic rhetoric and grand-standing so loved by his fellow politicos.
The moral majority, also known for its low intelligence, was baying for Haris’ blood last week because he dared to say after last Monday’s Eurogroup meeting that he did not know what the Greek government actually wanted. The opposition parties were outraged by this betrayal of Greece, and accused him of adopting the German rhetoric, being a servant of the Troika and a spokesman of Merkel.
Everyone joined in the fun of heaping abuse on hapless Haris and one super-patriotic columnist called for his immediate resignation. You can’t have ministers of the Cyprus Republic speaking honestly in public and allow them to remain in their job.
PHIL’S Giorgos Kallinikou, presumably after conducting an opinion poll, wrote that after Haris’ comments “the overwhelming majority feels only shame; and insulted.” He had “brought shame upon every citizen of this country” and it was a “disgrace” for a minister “to speak like Schaeuble or Dissjelbloem,” he wrote.
If Haris spoke like Lillikas or Perdikis, mouthing off heroic nonsense about Greece’s right not to repay its debts, there would be no grounds for the spokesman of the overwhelming majority to demand his resignation.
PREZ NIK, who wants to be loved by the overwhelming majority that Kallinikou represents and goes out of his way to please everyone at all times, was alarmed when he heard the theatrical over-reaction to Haris’ comment, as this could reflect badly on him.
To show that he did not share his minister’s view and that he was firmly by the side of Greece, he ordered his spokesman Nicos Christodoulides to appear on the Trito radio show the next morning and inform listeners that the prez was fully supporting Greece’s demands at the Eurogroup.
Christodoulides informed us that on Monday night Nik was on the phone to the European Commission president Jean-Claude Juncker to send him the “right messages” and to explain that “negative developments for Greece would be negative developments for the eurozone”.
Christodoulides stressed that Nicosia’s support for Greece was “a given” and “absolute”, even if we did not know what Greece wanted. I bet it was Nik’s call to Juncker that persuaded the Eurogroup to take a softer stance at Friday’s meeting.
GREECE’S Hotel California-quoting, motorbike-owning finance minister Yanis Varoufakis was very pleased with the deal achieved at Friday’s meeting. Perhaps he will celebrate by investing in a new jacket, because the one he has been wearing looks suspiciously like it was taken from Chairman Mao’s wardrobe.
I was wondering whether the red strip at the back of the collar that is always turned up was intended to make a political point or it was just part of the quirky design. He had left the Burberry scarf at home on Friday because there were comments on social media that it was an expensive accessory that no self-respecting socialist should wear.
WHEN he visited the UK a couple of weeks ago, Varoufakis was invited to give a speech to a group of
Red stripe, no tie
investors and hedge fund managers at the Reform Club in central London. On his arrival there he was told by the receptionist that he could not go inside without a tie.
The receptionist brought out a rack of ties for Varoufakis to choose one, so he could be allowed into the club. But the minister was adamant that he would not wear a tie, so the receptionist told him that he could not enter.
Members of the party accompanying him ran in different directions to find another venue for the presentation and in the end managed to hire two function rooms in a nearby hotel at which the wearing of a tie was not compulsory. I thought the refusal to wear a tie is a silly act of youth rebellion that most men get over by the time they reach 50, but I was wrong.
SPEAKING of sartorial taste, I have to say something about the jackets worn by the former head of the Paphos Sewerage Board Eftychios Malekides who on Wednesday was sentenced to six years in jail for corruption. Malekides sported some of the most tastelessly garish, cheap-looking jackets I have ever seen and it made me wonder: the guy stole all that money and he still could not pay for a half-decent, properly-fitting jacket. Money always seems to go to the wrong people, even when it is stolen.
ON A RECENT visit, the Troikans were quite appalled to find out the glacial speed with which the Lands and Surveys Department issued title deeds. They were discussing the privatisation of the Cyprus Ports Authority, examining its assets and discovered that the Authority had no title deeds for the land on which the Limassol Port was built.
Back in 1972, the government had asked for a loan from the World Bank for the building of the port. The Bank said the Authority would have to have assets to use as collateral for the loan and so the government transferred the state land to it. Forty-three years later, the Lands and Surveys Department had still not got round to issuing the title deeds.
THE TWO-DAY meeting of the National Council that was supposed to have formulated the new strategy for not solving the Cyprob ended in disagreement. We hope to have something about the dead-end strategies proposed by the more patriotic of our parties in next week’s shop although I am not making any promises.
What is worth mentioning from the meeting was Junior’s assertion that “the strategy of the good child has failed.” By ‘good’ he means ‘well-behaved’. The implication is that now we have to adopt “the strategy of the badly-behaved child”. I think the National Council is making progress – the acceptance that we are following the strategy of a child (whether he is bad or good is irrelevant) is a step in the right direction.
Once the strategy of the bad child fails as well, there is hope our politicians might follow the strategy of the grown-up, but I wouldn’t bet on it.