ALTHOUGH this has been the shortest and most low-key election campaign, since the days Makarios stood as the only presidential candidate, it still seems like it has dragged on for a too long.
Why, I cannot explain, especially as the campaign has been completely overshadowed by our economic woes and the government’s insistence on putting the final touches to its five-year, Demolition of Kyproulla project.
On Friday night, the election campaign exchanges were the sixth or seventh item on the CyBC’s main television news. Even state TV hacks, who love to pander to the politicos, have decided there are more important things to report than Lillikas’ and Malas’ teams’ daily outpourings of poison aimed at the poor old Fuhrer, who cannot even be bothered to respond to them.
As for the newspapers, they have banished the election news to their inside pages, the only front-page stories are Lillikas’ ‘paid briefings’ about the miracles he will perform, Phil and Simerini, and the Fuhrer’s in Phil. We would like to downplay the campaign as well, especially as no candidate has booked a ‘paid briefing’, but feel duty-bound to help our customers avoid making an incorrect choice next Sunday.
IF ANYONE has discerned a blatant bias against the unlikeable Lillikas in our reports, we would like to assure them that they are absolutely right. And we will make no attempt to hide our joy over the results of Mega TV’s opinion poll, which was presented on Friday night and showed that Yiorkos was now 2.7 percentage points behind the AKEL puppet Stavros Malas.
An even more encouraging finding by the poll was that Lillikas had the least convincing positions of the three main candidates, only 15 per cent of the population believing his cheap, empty promises; even the AKEL candidate has more credibility (19 per cent) while Nik is way ahead of both (42 per cent).
The fact that 85 per cent of the population does not believe the crap Lillikas comes up with every day, restores faith in the voter’s judgment, which was shown to suck big-time in 2008.
THIS FALL in support has led the Lillikas camp to step up its vacuous rhetoric that fails to convince 85 per cent of the population. On Friday it castigated the “unacceptable statements by Turkey’s PM which insulted the Cyprus Republic and the EU,” and promised that Lillikas would punish the provocative Turks.
“It is now clear that Turkey would have to pay the cost for the occupation if we really want to bend Turkish intransigence,” said the multi-millionaire candidate’s spokesman, adding: “Giorgos Lillikas with his assertive (diekdikitiki) policy and comprehensive policy for the Cyprus problem constitutes the only trustworthy choice for a solution that will live up to the expectations and dreams of young people.”
This ‘assertive’ policy, according to another of his spokesmen will also be used to deal with the “setting of pressure and blackmail that was being staged against the Cyprus Republic and Cypriot people by the friends of Mr Anastasiades (the Germans).” It had been proved that Anastasiades was not protecting Cyprus’ interests and “to reverse the climate being created we need an assertive policy.”
And once he bends the intransigence of Turkey and crushes the Germans with his ‘assertive’, policy the Cypriot Rambo will take on Britain. According to his ‘paid briefing’ in Phil, he would be “sending a message of assertiveness to Britain, warning London that if it does not change its traditional stance that undermines the interests of the Greek Cypriots, he would raise the issue of the bases, after his election.”
All you need is an assertive policy and suddenly a weak, bankrupt, midget state of 800,000 people that is begging the world for billions in help becomes a superpower that imposes its diktats on all its foes. Washington has been warned.
THESE delusions of grandeur are the legacy of Makarios, who is from the same Paphos village – Panayia - as Lillikas and also thought he could take on the big boys and win, but his assertive policy resulted in losing half of Kyproulla to the Turks.
The Makarios disease has afflicted many of our politicians. Commerce minister Neoclis Sylikiotis is the latest to display the symptoms. Sylikiotis was angered by the new head of Eurogroup Jeroen Dijsselbloem who said that future revenues from natural gas deposits could be used to service Cyprus’ debt.
AKEL’s super-minister immediately saw this as a devious attempt to steal our natural gas by the crafty Europeans, declaring that the natural gas had “political as well as economic significance.” He knew exactly what the agenda was.
“They (Europeans) do not want a small Cyprus, exploiting its geo-strategic position and wealth to play a bigger political part in the region and in Europe,” he said on Friday. They must be afraid of us. There is no other explanation.
IS ARCHBISHOP Chrys showing Paphite solidarity with Lillikas, acting as his secret agent? Some 10 days ago, out of the blue, Chrys announced that he would not mind our natural gas going through Turkish pipelines if this were the most economical way of supplying it.
His comment acted as prompt for Yiorkos to start accusing the Fuhrer, on a daily basis, of wanting to take our gas pipeline through Turkey. Nik had once said that if there was a settlement this option could be explored and Lillikas has been presenting this as an act of treason. When Chrys mentioned the idea, the bash-patriotic Lillikas said nothing.
Suspicions that the two Paphites were in cahoots grew last week when Chrys predicted that the Fuhrer would win the elections. His last such prophesy was in 2008 and the man he said would win, the Ethnarch, did not even make the second round.
THREE days before the elections, on February 14, Tof the Terrible, who is feeling neglected and lonely, will try to attract nationwide attention for the last time by holding a televised news conference.
The 70-minutes running time of the show seems a bit overlong when you consider its purpose is for the comrade to go over the achievements of his presidency, which could be covered in 30 seconds, and leave plenty of time for journalists’ questions.
Unless, of course, the more dubious achievements of his administration, such as the blowing up of a power station, bankruptcy of the state, record unemployment and poverty, seeking a bailout, destruction of the banking sector, turning government bonds to junk, making the public debt unsustainable, handing all state posts to clueless commies, turning the Central Bank into an AKEL subsidiary, moving closer to partition, making us all poorer, etc would also be presented by Tof, in which case 70 minutes would in no way be enough.
AT LEAST the dams are full, and as my greengrocer said, in his economic forecast of the year ahead, “The only certainty in 2013 is that we won’t go thirsty.” The water situation is the only thing that has improved in the last five years, because it was out of his control.
When the comrade took over in 2008 we were experiencing acute shortages and water cuts were part of life, whereas now we can hose down the pavements seven days a week and desalination plants are being paid not to produce drinking water.
The water shortage was the first problem he had to tackle and he did this with the incompetence that would become the trademark of his rule. He brought water from Greece in tankers that were used to carry crude oil, at huge expense, the water could not be used and it was emptied in the ground. At the time the government told us it was “enriching the country’s underground water reserves.”
This cock-up should have been a warning of what the next five years had in store.
TOF MAY be leaving office at the end of the month but he is taking every step to ensure that Akel keeps control of as many state controlled organizations for as long as possible, by appointing party apparatchiks. And when you consider that born and bred Akelites, are not the brightest sparks of our society, you can only expect the worse.
He has given the chairmanship of EAC to a Charalambos Tsouris, the chairmanship of the national health scheme to Thomas Antoniou, an executive post at phantom state company Kretyk to Charalambos Ellinas, while we are waiting for him to appoint another Akelite to the board of the Central Bank, after party apparatchik Marios Klitou gave up his seat. Klitou’s term would have been up in March, but by replacing him now, the seat would be occupied by a fat AKEL bum for another four years.
The biggest surprise came with the appointment of the head of the state Energy Service and natural gas prophet Solon Kassinis to the post of executive vice-chairman of Kretyk. You can accuse Kassinis of a lot of things but not of being an Akelite, which make his appointment very strange, not to mention disappointing. I would have thought Kassinis, although a bit of a nut-case, was a proud man who would never be able to live with the shame of being a Tof appointee. I was wrong.
CENTRAL Bank senior director Spyros Stavrinakis, another non-Akelite, was certainly not ashamed to be appointed deputy Governor of the Central Bank by the man who destroyed the country. Stavrinakis might not be a party member, but he realized some time ago that by acting as a party apparatchik and buttering up the Akel leadership, was the only to give his flagging career at the Central Bank a boost.
He had been sidelined by Governor Ttooulis who did not rate his abilities and suffered a similar fate under Governor Orphanides. Orph had given him a chance to prove himself but Stavrinakis failed to deliver and was put in charge of a department of no consequence. But once Orph left, his loyalty to Akel enabled him to become the new Governor’s second in command and he was put in charge of all the Central Bank’s important departments.
And as a reward for co-operating with the new Governor Professor Panicos to maximise the financial needs of the Cypriot banks, as per Akel’s instructions, the comrade decided to appoint him deputy Governor, a position that had been vacant for 50 years without posing any operational problems.
AFTER telling several lies to justify the decision, like the ridiculous one about the need for the deputy Governor to exercise democratic control over the Governor (one Akel yes-man exercising control over another AKEL yes-man) government spokesman Stef Stef said that Stavrinakis’ appointment was the request of Panicos.
But Stavrinkais was behaving as a deputy Governor, having control of all CB departments anyway. The real reason for appointing him deputy Governor is that Stavrinakis was due to retire this year, whereas now he will have another five years of collecting his 100 grand plus annual salary and benefits.
Money is very important to the stingy Stavrinakis, who had the nerve to sue the Central Bank when his salary was cut by a couple of hundred euro a month in 2011, as part of the public sector pay cuts.
WHETHER he would be able to stay in this position remains to be seen, because there have been rumours that at least one presidential candidate (not Malas) has already consulted lawyers about the possibility of declaring the appointment null and void.
Speaking of the Central Bank, is it true that Professor Panicos has secured an interest-free loan for the purchase of a house? I hope not, because if he has he might incur the wrath of his AKEL employers, who were outraged when they heard that Orph had been given an interest-free loan.
THERE seems to be some truth to the report from Brussels that the government was considering giving a banking licence to a Palestinian bank that apparently has close links with Hamas. There was a meeting on the matter at the Foreign Ministry, with technocrats deciding that this was not a good idea, especially at time when Kyproulla is being accused of being a centre of money laundering.
Apparently the presidential palace expressed an interest in the matter, speculation being that it wanted to help the bank obtain a licence. This would indeed be putting the final touch to the Demolition of Kyproulla project.