WHAT is it about the co-op banks and the co-op movement that cause every single politician to be overcome with cheap sentimentality? Why do the politicians become emotional and protective when referring to the co-ops, as if they were talking about children with special needs in a Radiomarathon TV show?
I would really like to know what quality of SPE Aradippou or SPE Astromeriti pulls the heart-strings of our politicians and makes their eyes water. This sentimentality was on show in the past week when the whole political establishment united to proclaim their commitment to defend the co-op banks from the evil designs of the terrible Troikans.
After Tuesday’s emotional House commerce committee meeting which decided to send a letter to the comrade and the party leaders, urging them to defend the ‘independence’ of the co-op banks, deputies paid moving tributes to the movement.
Akel’s Costas Costa said the co-op movement, from its creation, “supported the ordinary man and his needs, supported the economy in very difficult times and kept the country standing, always with a human face and approach.”
For Disy’s Lefteris Christoforou, the co-op movement not only served “the ordinary citizen, the ordinary man and the socio-economic system but was also an example and model of sound administration.” Diko’s Angelos Votsis sent a clear message to the troublesome Troikans – “hands off the co-ops.”
The co-ops have become universal a sacred cow, but with a human face.
WE WERE a bit disappointed to hear our refreshingly insensitive Archbishop Chrys get emotional and nostalgic about the sacred cow. “The troika needs to respect the co-op movement, because if our people survived in the difficult days, that we older folk lived through, it is thanks to the co-ops,” he said, before recounting his childhood memories of of co-op virtue.
He also repeated the message, “hands off the co-ops,” that have taken the role of virgin bride that some nasty playboy was trying to seduce before the wedding. What is all the fuss about?
The Troikans have not demanded the closure of the co-ops, their sale to big capital or the removal of their human face. All they asked for was that these people-centred agents of social good came under the direct supervision of the Central Bank because despite their human face, they operate just like banks.
So why are our wise politicians so determined for the sacred cows of the banking sector not to come under Central Bank supervision, and have drawn a red line? Co-ops have been “models of sound administration” and should have nothing to fear.
IT IS NOT so much the supervision everyone fears. The Governor of the Central Bank Professor Panicos is a loyal Akel man who has publicly declared that co-ops were wonderful and would be very reluctant to turn the screw on them.
What everyone is terrified of is that to come under CB supervision, the co-ops’ loan portfolios and capital adequacy would have to be investigated and they fear that the movement could be in a worse mess than the commercial banks and need several billions of euro to rescue.
A perfectly reasonable hypothesis, when we consider that co-ops are controlled by Akel, to a lesser extent by Diko and the unions. We all know what happens to businesses run by the rusfeti-peddling incompetents of the party/union nomenclature and their apparatchiks. When politicians talks about the human face of co-ops, what do they mean? Is it that the co-ops do not pursue bad debts, and allow non-performing loans to pile up, without bothering with re-possessions? Do they give loans that the borrower does not have to repay, because of the lender’s human face?
Then there are the many hundreds of millions of Cyprus government bonds that co-ops hold and cannot use as part of their capital base, because these are currently rated junk. Cyprus government bonds are not considered junk, when they are held by the co-op movement because it is a “socio-economic institution with anthropocentric orientation.”
AN INDICATION of how professionally the co-ops are run was given when the Troikans were here in July and tried to arrange a meeting with the head of the Co-operative Central Bank – Erotokritos Chlorakiotis – which is the supervisory authority for co-ops.
Chlorakiotis, a Diko man who has been the co-op supervisor for about 20 years, said he could not meet them because he was ill; they asked to meet his second in command and he was ill as well, also suffering from troikitis.
As soon as the Troikans left, Chlorakiotis made an immediate recovery and embarked on a brave resistance campaign against the change of the regulatory framework of co-ops, currently supervised by a committee made up of Chlorakiotis and representatives of co-op banks.
Co-op movement members have done an excellent job supervising the co-ops so why change it? Everyone knows we Kyproullans are tougher than Germans when it comes to self-regulation.
HATS OFF to the CEO of Hellenic Bank Makis Keravnos, who managed to wrangle a salary increase for himself this year, after having persuaded all his subordinates to agree to a wage freeze.
Keravnos, who was briefly touted as a possible presidential candidate, has re-defined the principle of ‘leadership by example,’ securing himself a total pay rise of 17 per cent over this year and the next. His annual salary will rise from €295,000 to €320,000 and next year increase to €345,000.
The greedy Makis, who was appointed Hellenic’s CEO without any experience of banking in 2005 (only in Kyproulla could this happen), demanded the pay increase, presumably citing the respectable profits recorded by the bank in the first six months of this year. Interestingly, last year’s losses of €30 million, did not result in a pay cut for the greedy CEO, who felt 295 grand a year was not an adequate reward for him.
I would love to see how he would handle the issue of pay cuts that would almost certainly be imposed on bank employees next year. Hellenic might not need a state bailout, but it has an abundance of non-performing loans both in Greece and Cyprus.
MAKIS’ pay rise is another cause for being disappointed with the Archbishop. Chrys imposed pay cuts on the clergy and has been telling his flock that everyone has to make sacrifices. How could the Church, Hellenic’s main shareholder, not only exempt Makis from making any sacrifices, but also sanction a 50 grand pay increase?
A tough nut like Chrys should never have tolerated his CEO’s greediness, which apart from being provocative, is un-Christian.
On a more positive note, with 25 extra grand in his pocket Makis will now be able to afford a more expensive hair-dye than the carrot colour he has been using on the little hair he has left. He might even be able to pay for the services of a professional hair colourist now.
PERMANENT Rep at the UN Nicos Emiliou has put in a request to the foreign ministry to pay the school fees of his partner’s son, now that he is in New York. Although the foreign ministry recommended that Emiliou was given the 23 grand he was demanding, the Public Administration and Personnel department turned it down because he was not eligible for it.
According to the government regulations the state pays school fees only for its diplomatic personnel’s children. Emiliou has now lodged a complaint with the ombudswoman, arguing that an exception should have been made for him. If he still fails to get the money from the taxpayer, our establishment will organise a money-raising campaign, because we cannot have a top diplomat paying for the education of his partner’s kid out of his own pocket. It is an outrage.
LAST SUNDAY the three main presidential candidates were given a questionnaire on social issues, by Politis, and asked to give ‘yes’ or ‘no’ answers.
Akel’s young, socially sensitive candidate Stavros Malas turned out the biggest reactionary of the three, opposing the legalisation of abortion (it must be illegal), prostitution, marijuana and the legal recognition of gay partnerships. It beggars belief that a self-proclaimed progressive party like Akel back such a reactionary?
The Disy Fuhrer, on the other hand, turned out the most liberal of the lot, even saying ‘yes’ to the legalisation of marijuana, but ‘under conditions’. He has won the dope smokers’ vote, but gave ammunition to boring, puritanical commie youths to attack him.
“It is immoral to hear a party leader.... to claim that decriminalisation of marijuana would help users,” said Akel youth wing EDON in a statement accusing cool-dude Nik of wanting “half-stoned youth, with heads bowed, who would allow him to impose his anti-popular policies.”
So if Edonites are not out on the streets fighting against the anti-popular policies that their beloved comrade leader will impose, over the next couple of weeks, we will assume that they have all been smoking marijuana and are too stoned to resist.
SOMEONE could have thought that the comrade was stoned after hearing what he said in Brussels on Friday. He denied his government was dragging its feet on a bailout and said “we wanted to sign the memorandum as soon as possible.”
A week earlier he told unions bosses that if CoLA was abolished he would be out on the streets protesting with them, but now he wants to sign the anti-popular measures ASAP. Had he lost his desire to resist the troika’s anti-popular measures because he was half-stoned?
Of course not. The government has completely run out of money and will not be able to pay anyone at the end of November. All of a sudden he is eager to sign the anti-popular measures, which are being agreed by e-mail and phone. This was why, a day after the party representatives agreed specific pay-cuts for public parasites, the government announced even bigger cuts, incurring the wrath of Hadjiklamouris.
It was simply following the orders of the troika, which has made it clear that its representatives would come to Kyproulla, once the bailout terms are agreed, so that the signatures could be put on the memorandum of understanding.
THRILLED to see that Disy deputy Stella Kyriakidou has picked up our stories about the police ‘associates’ used to trap prostitutes, by having sex with them, and asked the minister of justice to brief the legislature about the procedures followed.
Phil carried a very interesting article on the matter, pointing out that, the recruitment of associates, was a recent development. In the past cops acted as the paying customer, but this meant they would also have to appear in court as the main prosecution witness, which caused problems for married cops. Some wives just could not accept their hubby was having sex because it was his duty.
TEACHING union bosses have been crying louder than Hadjiklamouris since the pay cuts in the public sector were announced. Of course their main concern is not that teachers would take home less money, but that the education of our children would suffer as a result of the education cuts.
Primary school teachers’ union boss Filios Fylaktou had a wonderfully, self-pitying, melodramatic article published on Tuesday which he concluded thus: “The executioners have already placed their hands on lever that would release the guillotine and are about to pull it. This is why all we, the ordinary people, the dignified workers of the public and private sector, must ‘awake’ and undertake ACTION, beating the drums of war, sending clear messages today, because tomorrow it will be late.”
I hate to tell Filios that tomorrow has arrived.
A CyBC opinion poll on the presidential elections found that a second round of voting would be needed to decide the winner which means there are still 126 days left before our comrade leader does the first good thing for the country in his five-year term – leave office.